How roll call will go in the future:

  • Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
  • Teacher: Albus
  • Albus: Here!
  • Teacher: Doctor
  • Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
  • Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
  • Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
  • Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
  • Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
  • Primrose: Here
  • Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
  • Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
  • Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
  • Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
  • Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
  • Teacher: Kurt
  • Kurt: Right here, miss!
  • Bowtie boy: You're the most interesting boy in all Ohio.
  • Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
  • Teacher: Rory
  • Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
  • Teacher: Hm...Sher..lock? Odd name.
  • Sherlock: Here. Leaving. Dull.
  • Teacher: Get back in here!
  • John: Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back.
  • Sherlock: Not good?
  • Teacher: Right, you're John, then.
  • Jim: Hello, boys.
  • Teacher: Oh, you're new.
  • Jim: Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I'll burn you.
  • Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
  • Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
d-stroyer:

-everysecond:

sweet allah in the heavens above rwitughsdjvbc

crying

d-stroyer:

-everysecond:

sweet allah in the heavens above rwitughsdjvbc

crying

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chonnny:

HAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!

dying*

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Harry Potter’s progression of scary.

Harry Potter’s progression of scary.