How roll call will go in the future:
- Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
- Teacher: Albus
- Albus: Here!
- Teacher: Doctor
- Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
- Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
- Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
- Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
- Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
- Primrose: Here
- Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
- Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
- Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
- Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
- Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
- Teacher: Kurt
- Kurt: Right here, miss!
- Bowtie boy: You're the most interesting boy in all Ohio.
- Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
- Teacher: Rory
- Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
- Teacher: Hm...Sher..lock? Odd name.
- Sherlock: Here. Leaving. Dull.
- Teacher: Get back in here!
- John: Oh, sod it. Sherlock come back.
- Sherlock: Not good?
- Teacher: Right, you're John, then.
- Jim: Hello, boys.
- Teacher: Oh, you're new.
- Jim: Jim Moriarty, hi! Fail me and I'll burn you.
- Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
- Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
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